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Current Events

April 26:
Mn/DOT plans to close the liftbridge for 18 hours in order to perform structural maintenance work.

April 27:
Tickets for prom will be on sale for all seniors starting at 6:30 A.M.

May 15:
Stillwater Prom
8 -11:30 at the River Center in St. Paul MN

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There is something great here at the Pony Express with our Editors-in-Chief. Not only do they work well together due to their great bonds with each other, but they also supply the Pony Express with a wide variety of talents. Read

The school year is coming to a close, this is for certain. As you all go on your different paths, there will be choices to make. A great deal of you will head off to college next year. You are ready for the parties, the new places, the new people and the new love connections. Do not get too complacent though, my friends. College romance is even more difficult than high school. This month, I am addressing a few questions dealing with the ups and downs of college love. Join me, young lovers, as I take you down the right path. Read

Professor Promiscuous takes on college

Humans primitive by intergalatic standards

There are those of us in the world of Stillwater Area High School who have the infinitely wise foresight to think about aliens. Yes, we may like watching Stargate and Doctor Who, but we realized that we are not alone in this universe. One cannot help but wonder what the aliens would think of us. For such an investigation, a reporter must get inside the heads of the other side. I stood back from the plate of the human race and thought of out oddities, letting the sci-fi juju flow through my veins. Read

Awesomes' Anonymous

They are in our classes, our workplaces and even our homes. They live a completely different life than normal Americans. Many people will pass them every day and not know the awful truth. Most of their associates do not know their secret and their shame. These people are so awesome that they have formed a support group to console each other. This group is known as Awesome’s Anonymous. Read